The Tea-Baggers who stole Christmas!

You’re a mean one, Mr. Gingrich
You really area  heel,
You’re as cuddly as a cactus, you’re as charming as an eel, Mr. Gingrich,
You’re a bad banana with a greasy black peel!

 

You’re a monster, Mr. Cheney,
Your heart’s an empty hole
You’re brain is full of spiders, you have garlic in your soul, Mr. Cheney, I wouldn’t touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

 

You’re a foul one, Mr. Limbough, You have termites in your smile, You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Limbough, Given a choice between the two of you’d take the seasick crocodile!

You’re a rotter, Mr. Hannity, You’re the king of sinful sots, Your heart’s a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Hannity, You’re a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!

You nauseate me, Mrs. Palin, with a nauseous super “naus”! You’re a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss, Mrs. Palin, Your soul is appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots!

 

You’re a foul one, Mr. Beck, You’re a nasty wasty skunk, Your heart is full of unwashed socks, and your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Beck, The three words that best describe you as follows, and I quote, “Stink, stank, stunk”!

Merry Christmas Teabaggers!!

 

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One Comment Add yours

  1. Anonymous says:

    Should have John McCain in here. You made good choices on the people. Merry Christmas Mommy. LD

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