6 Things Donald Trump And My 10 Year Old Have In Common.

They’re both Assholes

My six-year-old can be a little asshole with her talking back and bitchy little ways.

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Shut up you little loser, that’s why no one likes you or talks to you.

-10 year old talking to 6 year old sister.

Donald Trump is an asshole on a daily basis.

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You know, it really doesn’t matter what the media write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.

– Donald Trump

Think They’re Superior

My 10-year-old is a gymnast and thinks she’s better than everyone else.

I can beat everyone on the vault, I’m better than the older girls too. -10 year old.

Trump thinks he’s better than everyone, superior in every way. He is running for President, I guess that’s a good example.

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Sorry losers and haters, but my IQ is one of the highest—and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure, it’s not your fault.

-Donald Trump.

They’re both Racist.

I wouldn’t say my daughter is racist, she’s observant. Close enough.

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Mom, why am I the only white person? – 10 year old.

Donald Trump makes racist statements it seems every interview he does.

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A well-educated black has a tremendous advantage over a well-educated white in terms of the job market. I think sometimes a black may think they don’t have an advantage or this and that…I’ve said on one occasion, even about myself, if I were starting off today, I would love to be a well-educated black, because I believe they do have an actual advantage. -Donald Trump

They’re extremely Bossy.

My 10-year-old loves to boss her sisters around, she treats my youngest like a slave.

Go get my blanket, tablet, and pillow from my room.

– 10 year old

Donny is obviously bossy, he is a boss and always telling people what to do.

They can go fuck themselves. -Donald Trump

They’re both Liars

My daughter lies constantly and she’s extremely bad at it.

I did all my homework for the week. – 10 year old lie.

Since the campaign trail began for Donald Trump it has been found he is truthful only 1% of the time.

images (4)“Don’t believe those phony numbers when you hear 4.9 and 5 percent unemployment. The number’s probably 28, 29, as high as 35. In fact, I even heard recently 42 percent.”

-Donald Trump

They act like Babies

My little girl whines, she pouts, she cries, and she freaks out for very little reason at all.

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I HATE EVERYONE!

-10 year old as she’s slamming her door.

Trumpy likes to act like a child and has done so in public on several occasions.

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Donald Trump filed a lawsuit against Bill Maher for making fun of his father.

The similarities are astounding, it brings me to one conclusion. Donald Trump is a child.

 

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